creepin on my tumblr

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

— Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via g-luecksmomente)

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plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via phobias)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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tapdancers:

happy america 5th everyone. you know the drill, america isnt free anymore. everyone back into your containment units until scheduled freedom day next year, thanks to all, respect your overlords

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arrows-at-the-sky:

X

cravings:

do you ever just stop and realize that you could’ve been a period

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inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via cravings)

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

(via mathematicalshit)

camerondallas:

I need to take my sexual frustration out on someone

(via tipslip)