Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke